endobj Thats right. They dont pass through a membrane from another reality. Real connection comes from being present with other people, from having meaningful conversations, from doing things together. Youre just going to wind up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. They want your retirement money. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Update this biography THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. George Carlin's acerbic wit and profound societal insights were a one time cultural phenomenon. Dst7cSE99`YpOqBp@&+69ykl95-! If you can afford a donation, it will help Speakola survive and prosper. It's like a highlight reel of their fake lives. But here's the thing, folks. It's like the Wild West of the internet, but with more trolls. A person who routinely spends his days torturing the language complains; POLITICIAN:THEY TWISTED MY WORDS. Fuck em! 0000002288 00000 n
they're always PROCEEDING or moving forward. Hendra, a writer and comedian, talks with Rebecca . Carlin is funny as hell. <>stream
<>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(digitalcommons@montclair.edu)/Rect[400.0562 72.3516 527.5898 82.8984]/StructParent 7/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> They're a digital petting zoo. Were fucked. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). But, the Incomplete List highlights his exceptional understanding of, love for, and talent with language, sound, and rythmn. Its never going to get any better, dont look for it, be happy with what youve got. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. From people in all walks of life usually the person in question who has committed some unspeakable act. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but Ill tell you what they dont want: They dont want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. We're addicted to the attention, the likes, the validation. So maybe maybe MAYBE, its not the politicians who suck. Most of the images you will find here are available for license or purchase. They're your followers. He was born May 12, 1937, in New York City into an Irish Catholic family, but he rejected the faith. ', And let's not forget the humblebrags. WHEN THE HEARINGS HAVE CONCLUDED, I WILL MAKE A JUDGMENT OR I MIGHT MAKE AN ASSESSMENT. And so, a long last after each has RESPONDED to the others INITIATIVES and each has REVIEWED the others RESPONSES and everyone has taken a POSITION made a JUDGMENT and offered a RECOMMENDATION. NOW they have to do something! Another favorite distortion is Public Service. Everyone experiences pain, of course. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Thats a nice campaign slogan for somebody: The public sucks! Nobody cares. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) GEORGE CARLIN, COMEDIAN: Takes the cake! Its a big club, and you aint in it! 'Look at me, I'm so happy and successful and loved!' 25l`|xs[e>L;}_}S +Fn-RWErk^7=fa,|~'RsiYK@"4W/:iVDrZWV)^:i\9KnwmVYi5v b^mfYN.[ T*gvIc"f=di^fE)SGO BRAND: That's comedian George. They dont want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. So self-important. Oh, and I cant finish without recommending the routine Carlin calls his Incomplete List of Impolite Words. The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk.
Quote by George Carlin: "Forget the politicians. The politicians are "George Carlin" Scripts.com. So, next time you're scrolling through your feeds, ask yourself: 'Is this really connecting me with people, or is it just making me more disconnected and isolated?'
The Religion and Political Views of George Carlin - Hollowverse So, maybemaybemaybe its not the politicians who suck. They come from American parents, American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, American universities, and theyre elected by American citizens. George Carlin: I'm in Hollywood, Los Angeles. 0000053233 00000 n
TOP 25 QUOTES BY GEORGE CARLIN (of 976) | A-Z Quotes If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theater in New York City for HBO. You wanna know what a friend is? 0000002803 00000 n
They speak of course with great caution, because they must take care not to actually say anything. They dont want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly theyre getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. No contest. Two is all you need, folks. Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. Read it first. They own everything. Nobody seems to care! This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. Now, in the interest of logicsomething religion has a really hard time withI'm going to skip around the list a little bit: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. Sure, here's a possible transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Let's talk about social media. Full transcript of George Carlin's "Dumb Americans," excerpted from "Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO. Its almost a poetic rap. (LAUGHS) PROCEEDING. User Clip: Carlin Mocks Politicians' Language. 190 0 obj Two reasons I dont vote: first of all, its meaningless. Theyre not interested in that. You know, say, boy, he really . And then there's the political posts. Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. No one has PROBLEMS anymore. From his 1992 (first ever LIVE) HBO TV special "Jammin' in New York", performed in from of 6,500 people at Madison Square Gardens. )'B^E_2yKg&. 0000002565 00000 n
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User Clip: George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999 Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. And it's not just that social media is a distraction from real life, it's also a way of creating a false sense of connection. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. Garbage ingarbage out. I say that where the military is concern the extent of a POLITICIANS insincerity can be measured by how far around the world our soldiers are stationed and whether or not any of them(POLITICIANS) can pronounce it? GEORGE CARLIN: I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. All rights reserved. If you have selfish ignorant citizens If you have selfish ignorant citizens, youre going to get selfish ignorant leaders. Thank you. George Carlin. And term limits aint gunna do ya any good. It's like they're part of some kind of digital echo chamber. Garbage out. Thats what the owners count on. His satirical comments and relentless attacking a damaged system that unfairly trounced on the rights of its . This shit they shuffle around every four years? They don't care about the planet. Whenever the issue of term limits comes up, I always tell people the only term limits I'm interested in would be to limit some of the terms used by politicians. Look, I'm not against technology or communication. Transcript. So my advice is this: put down your phone, go outside, and actually live your life. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents()/Rect[72.0 612.5547 302.8926 625.4453]/StructParent 3/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> If it's a really serious matter, they make a JUDGMENT: POLITICIAN: I HAVEN'T MADE A JUDGMENT ON THAT. American stand-up comedian George Carlin is notable for his long-standing popularity from the early 60s up until his death in 2008. Pfft! I HAVEN'T DETERMINED THAT YET. This is what we have to offer. People are so quick to judge and attack each other over the smallest things. People go on there, they play with the animals, they pet them, they feed them, but they don't get any real interaction. George Carlin does not need my platitudes, but I will still proffer them. What? This is said with a straight face although it's obvious of course that the proposition is stated precisely backwards (LAUGHS). ), Stay up to date with the latest Digital Ants Network (DAN) versions in our channel, All of these features are available at no cost to you. I have my ideas. Our country is failing because the majority of the people are selfish. Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. 192 0 obj They want obedient workers. I dont vote. I'm getting tired of that shit. 187 0 obj He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". It is a crisis of confidence', Crisis of Confidence speech - 1979 , Jon Stewart: "They responded in five seconds", 9-11 first responders, Address to Congress - 2019, Jacinda Ardern: 'They were New Zealanders. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, Im going to have a little something to show for it folks. Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin's routine about social media: "Social media.
George Carlin: Dumb Americans - The Burning Platform George Carlin on Voting Transcript Now there's one thing you might have noticed i don't complain about: politicians. I have a problem with the Ten Commandments. 183 21 They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. A friend is someone who will come over and help you move. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. So put down your phone, step away from the computer, and go out into the world. That's a big activity here in Washington! Its a big club, and. THE FOOD IS GREAT BUT PUBLIC SERVICE IS TERRIBLE. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! Suddenly we're down to four. In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. So, the next time you're walking around looking at your phone, tweeting and Instagramming and Facebooking, just remember this: you're not living in the real world, you're living in the digital world. You dont. 0000015151 00000 n
Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. That's because now he's feeling the heat and so as time passes and more evidence comes in he suddenly changes directions and tells us: POLITICIAN:WERE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. Updated on May 30, 2018. I recall many years ago, when he was guest-hosting the Tonight show, George Carlin having a somewhat strained political conversation with the comedian Shelley Winters. Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Social media, huh? I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. That's the problem in this country too many people getting on with their lives.
Now, folks, a question for you. Two reasons. But here's the thing: social media isn't real life. The PEOPLE are fucked. Let's all tell each other what we're doing every minute of the day. I, on the other handwho did not votewho did not votewho, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with. for Caitlin & Johnny - 2015, Korey Soderman (via Kyle): 'All our lives I have used my voice to help Korey express his thoughts, so today, like always, I will be my brothers voice' for Kyle and Jess - 2014, Bruce Springsteen: 'They're keepers of some of the most beautiful sonic architecture in rock and roll', Induction U2 into Rock Hall of Fame - 2005, Olivia Colman: 'Done that bit. [wptabtitle]Blog[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][/wptabcontent] But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. Everybody says they suck. Carlin was not unique in that he saw through the thick layers of societal propaganda and rhetoric that are the source of many of the worlds problemsand let it be known that, despite his liberal stance on most social issues, he would point out their hypocrisies as wellbut he was well-respected and well-spoken enough to have left an impression on American thinking and history. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. (CLAPS, LAUGHS). If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab).
What George Carlin Believed About Religion Theyll get it. And secondly, I dont vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Then you're just what they're looking for. Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. Now theres one thing you mighta noticed I dont complain about: politicians.
George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE George Carlin Interview Transcription: George Carlin: This is George Carlin. So Ive made what i hope is a more readable version below, so this classic piece of polemical gold can be shared and understood more widely. Im talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners!
Not on some social media platform where everyone's shouting into the void.". Such as the PROCESS: POLITICIAN:WE HAVE TO MOVE THE PROCESS FORWARD SO WE CAN IMPLEMENT THE PROVISIONS OF THE INITIATIVE IN ORDER TO MEET THESE CHALLENGES. It's like they're saying, 'Look at me, look at me!
Quote by George Carlin: "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed And secondly, I dont vote cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. And besides, all of these sites, they're just an illusion. Everybody's going to save something now. So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way: on election-day, I-STAY-HOME. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) In this paper, I examine George Carlin's stance on . And so when finally all the facts come out and our subject seems quite guilty he employs that sublime use of the passive voice: POLITICIAN:MISTAKES WERE MADE. Isnt it a bit ironic, though, that the audience is laughing at all this when, essentially, Carlin is saying to them, directly to their faces, that they are stupid? document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); All photographs on this website (unless otherwise indicated) were created by and are the property of Daniel R. Joder and may not be used for any purpose without permission. Something is definitely wrong.
George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript They [Catholic teachers] would fall back on, Well, its a mystery.[2]. That's always a nice touch, American people. Never mind the press conferences get the big knife out of the drawer. A clean place to live. It's all just noise. And not that you can help it, I mean the problem is really with the people you cover. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) Everyone experiences pain, of course. Everybody says they suck. 184 0 obj Several reasons. It's like, 'Hey, look at me, I'm having a good time. I'M NOT SURE; I HAVEN'T DETERMINED THAT YET (LAUGHS). In 2017, Rolling Stone magazine ranked him second (behind Richard Pryor) on its list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.
George Carlin interview from 1989 | The Tapes Archive Podcast George Carlin Politicians : Choosing Life or Death in Capitalist America.. George Carlin Politicians youtu.be. Oh, I gotta share this with my friends, you know what you should do? Maher is a liberal who has endorsed at least the last two Democratic presidential candidates. 0000003180 00000 n
They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality". In this blog post, we'll take a look at some of Carlin's most famous quotes on government. Ive read it dozens of times. Yes, all the words are quite impolite. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. of American cultural paradoxes. This is not good work. Add in a bit of effective protest and it might even turn a bit faster.). So if you are easily offended dont click the link. They don't fall out of the sky. (LAUGHS). Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. x\}_nK '!oF+$SW9E fX{]YTUOm9qhSO+_7L|*kqyHUwor}=qgw;WnrG7no8G*w6a2Uq
K|CQWO_nT]}wbvASBT=tE.t6C}qC)onmg2uAWq|9xLSg Theyll get it. People just spewing their uninformed opinions and insults at each other. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? If you want to make a difference in the world, if you want to connect with people in a meaningful way, put down the phone, step away from the computer, and go have a real conversation with someone.
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