Laura Lee Winslow: Now, for the championship and the toaster oven, who made the first patented shoe sewing machine? All these people think the party is tonight. [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? But you know what, I find her very attractive. It meant a lot to me. A bee to a blossom. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Tries to hold Eddie from pounding their friends] Eddo. "You're like Pringles; once I pop you, I can't stop you." 6. Steve Urkel: No, I don't like to disturb anyone. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why? Steven Quincy Urkel: Land sakes, woman. often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. The people that did this to us are teaching the same GARBAGE to their kids. Steve Urkel: I know! You see, I use verbs. Steven Quincy Urkel: [Grabs a blanket and a pillow and heads to the bathroom only to rush back out seconds later] No! Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Steve Urkel: [ice pack on his head from a hangover, Carl just told him a story from his drinking days] Eh he he, ow, eh he he ow, [snorts] WHOOAAOOH! Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture. In Season 1 he was a supporting character and made his first appearance as a background character in Rachel's First Date and had his first major role in "Laura's First Date", however as of Season 2 he was officially considered a main character . Harriette Winslow: Carl, I save every card you give me. Steven Quincy Urkel: Look, you've got this big bed. He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Whem I'm unhappy about something, I say so.
Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - zrrie.us He's a lawyer! Carl Otis Winslow: Well yeah. Laura Lee Winslow: [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'. Okay, first question. I've had more food than this stuck in between my teeth. Steve Urkel: Laura! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You won't be sorry, sir. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. 89. That's not enough time for Rambo to blow anything up. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Didn't you? Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, who are all these kids? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Make one, then Xerox It! If all you ever look for is the float with Miss America on it, then the whole parade is going to pass you by. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well you have to get rid of them. I can almost see what you had for lunch! Carl Otis Winslow: Two stalks of broccoli and three pieces of asparagus? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Uh no, Waldo, state your name.
Steve Urkel - Wikipedia Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. Aunt Oona: The water main snapped when the roof collapsed. If you hit me, do I not sneeze? I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. Now hit the sack. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Carl Otis Winslow: I recognized him right away. Did you know an African American helped design the blueprint for Washington, D.C.? What are you doing with these bells? Steve Urkel: Don't feel bad. Stop the music! Get down from there! Steve Urkel: No, I AM a serious little nerd. Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend. Carl Otis Winslow: [More excitedly] Yes, ma'am! Nobody threatens my woman! "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". Laura: Sure. Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. And instead of admitting to it, you got yourself involved in gambling. Laura: Where did you get the money for this? Steve Urkel: Well, actually, this is Eddie's story. Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. Waldo: We rented us a limo station wagon. Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. It's just for the family Steve stop begging. He heads downstairs to confront Steve]. Carl Otis Winslow: [to the racist cop who pulled Eddie over] You know, I don't know how that badge stays up, because it's pinned to sludge. Harriette Winslow: [gives him a tray of drinks] Here, take these with you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo? Carl, someone parked their own piece of junk in our driveway. Hey, wait a minute. Rachel Crawford: The balcony scene is next. The truth is you deserve a kiss. urkel-steve. I don't know what to say. Carl Otis Winslow: Well there's no rush. Weasel: [pulls out a lot of cash from his pockets] Look at this $1500 dead presidents and the homies are still coming in. Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. That's all. Steve Urkel: You know what, Laura? There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. Can't see a darn thing. Oh, I see. This means you guys have to go together. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. Why she is woman, hear me roar. [Eddie groans as Carl walks in to brighten his mood], [Eddie leaves with Carl to hang out with him. So, what's cookin', good lookin'? Laura Lee Winslow: What're you guys going to see at the dinner theater? Pass the salt, Edward. [Puts his jacket on and heads to the Door], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, Everything was Going Just fine, until You Blabbed that I was a cop. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months. Waldo, you may go now. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. I just wanted to make things better but I ended up making them worse! [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them], [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room. Pull your gun right now. Harriette Winslow: For my birthday, you bought me an exercise trampoline. Having aired 215 episodes, Family Matters is ranked third, behind only Tyler Perry's House of Payne (254), and The Jeffersons (253). You have a lot of qualitites girls really go for. Well, that's gonna stop right now! Judy Winslow: Boring. There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. Wha? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Way to go Carl! Someday, I'll thank myself for this. So you have to make every minute count. Dadadadada! Judge Vance: All right, young man, call your first witness. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. Steve Urkel: And lose that wonderful ocean flavor? Harriette Winslow: Every time she stops, she starts all over again. Or was it yellow? We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Steve Urkel: Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. Look I clued everybody in. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]. Steve Urkel: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo! Steven Quincy Urkel: But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky. Don't they teach Black History at your school? Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." Laura: Yeah. Uh, Curtis.
Blogging Everyday on Tumblr Steve Urkel: Oh, no I'm not. Quotes.net. [Notices no one is there anymore] Well, I thought it was a good story. I can't live like this. You're making me blush. 5. I offered you my heart and you stomped that sucker flat! Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Laura Lee Winslow: Rachel Crawfish, you got me, and I like the St. Louis Cardinals. I do not like 30 people hanging around my shoulder, saying "Hey Senora, can you eat a little faster?". Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. Can you help me out? Topics Nerd. Steve Urkel: I bought two tickets to a concert that Laura wants to go to and offered to take her as my, get this, date! No. Five hundred on the line. Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho and they are personal and private. I can turn you down without destroying your ego. It's a beautiful language. 6. Waldo: Fifteen and that's as high as I'm going. Waldo: Just the stuff Steve told me to say. [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. There's no one I wanna say no to more than you. Doo da doo da. Steve could've been killed. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [sympathetically] Eddie, Carl was just about your age when he lost his dad. Oh! Waldo: Yeah, but I was so nervous when I asked her out that before she could answer, I barfed all over her shoes. Why, because of you, he's swapping recipes with Wolfgang Puck. What do you have to say for yourselves? Oh my God! I bought a new dress and you say you can't take me? Harriette Winslow: You can't blame them for walking, Eddie. I promise, okay? Carl: Who are you and what have you done with our son? You understand? He's never used his! Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Yup. Maybe a better word is Loud. I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. And I like the Red Sox. For that matter why isn't everybody? Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Steve Urkel: Carl, I brought the notes to go over with Laura. Steve Urkel: Of course. To rob and murder? Harriette: Don't even think like that. Rachel Crawford: Steve!, Steve! Carl: You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it. You're my friend. Gosh I bet that's never happened before. Laura Lee Winslow: Well that really bugs me. Let eserviate on the bright side. Eddie, your father left you three messages for you and you never called him back. On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. His parents were very upset. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Where are we going, Willie? Harriette: This feud between you and Nick is getting out of control. While he was starring in "Family Matters" as Steve Urkel, White also began a side hustle as another staple of the era's popular culture . And we practiced for six minutes! "Tomorrow, Dad!" [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. Eddie: Oh no, I forgot all about the car show. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll miss Waldo. You kissed me.
. Steve Urkel: I've taken a vow of chastity. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cornelius Eugene Urkel, you have better find a good excuse to leave town soon. Carl: I'll tell you what's sad Harriette, I've watched two full hours of the "Bridges Of Madison County" and Clint didn't blow up one bridge! I know how you feel about Laura. I-I-I see. Harriette Winslow: You eat all that ice cream and you can kiss your diet goodbye. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Come here, let me give you some sugar. Laura: I do want a guy with something upstairs, but, uh, I also want a well-built staircase. White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. Waldo: Thanks for helping me find the gym. Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? Judy Winslow: Um so Grandma are you gonna be a June bride? Steve Urkel: Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus. That one friend who says going to gym will solve everything. And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. Steve Urkel: [sobbing] No, it's Myra, her cold got worse. Eddie: Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends. Self respect. 1. Steve Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. Was it fair that you stood your father up for bowling? Carl Otis Winslow: [after bringing Eddie home from jail] Now Edward, stop looking around for Steve. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Steve as Stefan] Steve? So go ahead, FIRE ME! Carl Otis Winslow: That's wonderful, son. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and [Steve covers his mouth for one second. I won't be able to take you to the prom. Refresh my memory. Steven Quincy Urkel: Oh, put a cork in it, Missy! Carl will understand. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I'm up in Laura's room and she looks at me, and she asks 'Why, Mom? I never got less than than an A. Steve Urkel: So, I can't live with that! Lt. Murtaugh: No, because I brought him back. Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]. Whatever Happened To Steve Urkel From Family Matters? - MSN Steve Urkel: I can't! [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] If I were five. Let's just get there! Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. Curtis: I know you're disappointed. "Tomorrow Dad!" Laura: We're not going anywhere. Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" But you'll never play in this game again. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! Steve Urkel: That's because you don't know what it's like being small. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! Carl: Overreact? No. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up! Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME! Seems I'm having all the luck. Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! I can teach you how to cook. A heart that hurts. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball not nerd ball. Anybody have more punch? [the car breaks down. This is fantastic! I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today - TheList.com Baby Girl: You couldn't push me out of this park if you wanted to! CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. Why, you teach us things about life! [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Harriette: [unsympathetic] Yes! You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's.
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